Common Questions - Passionix

COMMON QUESTIONS ABOUT PASSIONIX™ What is Passionix™? Passionix™ is a medication that controls teen hormones. Teens will become better adjusted, and when taken frequently, bad behavior is minimized. Why are sexually active teens in danger? Between risqué films and secularized universities, teens are tempted by sex every day. We must help dejected teens think freely, easing, rather than increasing, their burden. Can culture play a part in teen sex and pregnancy? Definitely! These days, explicit rap and vile cinematic acts are realized every week. This brave new drug is just the first step in regaining the living quality we have discarded. Can Passionix™ alone solve this problem? No. Passionix™ is a very important tool, but not the only one. We help parents acquire the skills they need to combat objectionable influences and the maze of confusion they can leave behind. Send for our brochure to find out more! My teen is fine. She’s smart, and I raised her right. I don’t need Passionix, do I? Don’t assume your teen doesn’t need saving. Being quiet doesn’t mean nothing’s going on. Drinking, drugs, and sex are such common hazards, it’s no joke. Passionix™ can keep any teen away from any kind of temptation. Why did you concoct Passionix™? Childhood zips by too quickly. Today’s world is vastly corrupt, full of major pitfalls. Our company thinks that’s tragic, and Passionix™ is our gift to all moms and dads. Why do teens need Passionix™? Teens tend to be impulsive at their age. They rationalize enough to justify anything they want to do. Passionix™ quiets their minds so they think properly. Is Passionix™ available in different varieties? Passionix™ is currently available in capsule form. An atomized mist and liquid versions will be marketed in July or August of next year. Doesn’t my teen just need me to converse with him, or bring him to his psychologist? Your teen’s mind could seem like it’s hopelessly jumbled, but you don’t need to squirm for hours in frozen silence or consult expensive doctors. Our drug will help, so do not lose hope. Can I really give it to my child at once? Don’t I need a note from my doctor? We recommend having a doctor examine your child before beginning any new drug. Other than that, we think (and hope) your judgment will equal that of any doctor, who’d have zero knowledge of your home and family. How does your drug work? We developed an exemplary blend of various enzymes, hormones, and drugs, which work on a juvenile mind, quelling imbalances and providing a calming influence. Does dependence on the drug mean my teen’s mentally troubled? Not any more than any other teen. They aren’t crazy; they are complex people - almost adults. You, as a parent, are a jeweler; you must shape and carve the facets of your teen. So quash your doubts; God’s flock must be brave. Does your drug have any drawbacks? Very few users have expressed any such problems. Some you may look for include lazy eye, mild jaundice, queasiness, and feeling sleepy. Where can I purchase Passionix™? Passionix™ is just available through GalvoKlexam’s website. Check for it at dozens of drugstores quite soon. I’m only sixteen, but I’m surrounded by tempting influences. Will your drug help? We know your journey in life is difficult. We firmly believe in our highly prized solution to the problem of teen sex. It will help you. Never quit - we’re here to help. How should I tell if my child should take this drug? Just ask for our brochure at the GalvoKlexam website. It has a simple quiz about your child’s behavior. The Passionix website mentions Citizens of Virtue. What is it? The Citizens of Virtue is an organization that promotes righteous belief in Jesus Christ. One way they accomplish this is their unique relationship with GalvoKlexam. Together, we improve the lot of families everywhere. I don’t understand my teen anymore! I’m so frustrated, I have no idea what to do! Teens don’t act out to pique their parents. Hormones cause everything from zits to joint pain. We believe that once parents understand that, they’ll see why they need Passionix™. How long before it works? It depends on your teen’s physiology. In our tests, giving one week of jumbo-size doses works. Being delinquent in the dosing schedule will extend the time needed. Is Passionix™ safe? Passionix™ is the culmination of a long, dogged quest to help teens. We agonize about safety even off the clock. This company’s #1 job is to keep you healthy, and it’s one we will always fulfill. I need help, but I can’t afford it. What can I do? Keep up hope! You could qualify for adjusted pricing through a powerful parachurch organization, Citizens of Virtue. Write or fax the COV to be considered! Is the long-term drug program expensive? It won’t be expensive; quite the opposite. Unlike others, we reject no one for money issues. Our whole purpose is to optimize the lives of God’s children, not force them into poverty. The first step is to positively influence the young through our drug. Who are the people behind Passionix™? Many people helped bring Passionix™ to you: GalvoKlexam president Raquel Brown, development VP Justin Janes, and foremost drug experts like Douglas Kressig and Zoe Johnson. You seem to be a Protestant sort of research company, correct? To quote Zoe Johnson, a lead researcher at GalvoKlexam, “We may have spent years, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and a lot of sweat on our drugs, but we know we owe our success to the Lord, now and forever.” With a new drug, how do I know it will work? We realize people today are jaded, feeling lied to all the time. But not every claim can be equal in the view of God. We follow the Lord in everything, including our publicity and our experimentation. Our product will work. We guarantee it. How can I help more children embrace your drug? Ideas - regardless of how quirky or brazen - are welcome! Join our cause! If you can help GalvoKlexam, e-mail us! Have a question about Passionix™? Submit your question to our senior pharmacist Douglas Kressig today!